Lists lists lists
I’m procrastinating my next real post by making a list. I like making lists. And Essin’ Em’s latest post made me start thinking about my own sexploits.
- I own 0 sex books. I used to own The Ethical Slut, read about half of it, and then re-sold it when I realized I didn’t like the way it was written (dodges rotten fruit). Right now I want to read more about queer/gender/feminist theory and BDSM. Any suggestions?
- Sex while drunk; 5 times. Once I couldn’t remember the details of what happened, which sucked. Generally, I don’t recommend it.
- Unprotected sex; 1 time. (Guy’s suggestion…) The next day I was extremely anxious and resolved to never do it again.
- Sex with 2 trans-men. Loved it.
- Sex with 1 straight woman.
- Fucked a gay man with a strap-on; 1 time.
- Had cybersex; 2 times.
- Written 1 yaoi (explicit male/male) fanfiction.
- Been in 2 threesomes. One with a trans-man and a woman, one with a man and a woman.
- Received 1 naked photo over AIM from a friend.
- Own 1 dildo and 1 harness, which somebody else bought for me…
- Ironically, I haven’t ever tried out said dildo, but 2 male friends have.
- Faked an orgasm; 1 time. Cringe.
- Had sex in the open; 1 time (doesn’t count as in public because it was in the woods, next to a river, at night…)
- Had sex while high; 1 time.
- Masturbated while sharing a bed with somebody else (friend, with no sexual relationship whatsoever); 3 times.
- Had sex with people from 4 continents (minus Oceania, Africa and the -articas).
- Had sex with two different people, not at the same time, in the same night; 2 times.
- Started masturbating when I was 17. (Late?)
- Had 0 one-night-stands and done sexual things with 0 strangers. I don’t plan to start doing either.
- Had sex with 2 taken people. Once behind their significant other’s back. I don’t regret it, but I feel a bit bad about it.
- Played with toys with 1 person. I’m hoping we’ll do it more.
- Had 2.5 boyfriends - and 5.5 friends-with-benefits.
- Been in love; 5 times. Dated someone I was in love with; 1 time.
- Cheated on someone; 1 time. Attempted long-distance. Didn’t work out…
- Been depressed during sex; 2 times.
- Turned down a threesome proposition; 2 times.
- Been walked in on during sex; 1 time. (He was drunk, went to sleep, and we continued what we were doing, but quietly…)
- Walked in on other people having sex; 2 times. (Once was my parents. Meep.)
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