Contest: New decade, new butt plug

Epiphora is giving away a gorgeous butt plug: the NobEssence Romp! It is truly a thing of beauty, and according to Epiphora, it's the best plug ever.

Want to win one of your own? (I definitely do, which is the point of this post really...)

Head on over to Epiphora's contest announcement to enter:

• [5 entries] Put one of Epiphora's banners on your website. It needs to stay there at least the duration of this giveaway.
• [5 entries] Write a blog post about this giveaway. You can use the photo Epiphora took; just don’t hotlink.
• [1-5 entries] Tweet about this giveaway and follow Epiphora. You may tweet up to five times, and you will get you one entry for each tweet. Sample tweet: It’s a new decade, and I need a new butt toy! RT and follow @Epiphora to win a wooden Romp plug. More ways to enter: http://bit.ly/rompplug
• [3 entries] Subscribe to Epiphora's RSS feed. If you prefer, subscribe via email.
• [2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why you need a butt plug upgrade. You can take that however you want, pervs.
• [2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why wood intrigues you as a sex toy material. Your reasoning can be either serious or humorous.

Deadline: January 16th, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. PST. She will be choosing a winner randomly. You must live in the U.S. to win.

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