Review: Vixen Creations Mistress

I have two categories for my dildoes. Sometimes the dildo doesn't fall into either category, and I think it's lame. Sometimes the dildo falls in both categories, which is pretty sweet. But, basically, the two categories are: #1 dildoes I want to fuck myself with, and #2 dildoes I want to fuck other people with.

The Vixen Creations Mistress falls very much into the second category. Ever since I saw it in sex toy reviews or sex toy stores, my thought on it was: I must strap that cock on ASAP!

I mean, first of all, look at that lovely, bright shade of turquoise. I've also seen pictures of the Mistress in other alluring colors, such as orange and sparkly-clear, but (un?)fortunately Pinkcherry.com doesn't carry those options. And then there's its minimally realistic appearance, i.e. it has a head and a shaft, but otherwise straddles the line between realistic and non-realistic. And then the name: Mistress. Sexy without being cheesy.

I felt just as strongly that the Mistress belonged on my crotch when I put it to the test. Its slim & modest size made sense on my small body. Also, the first time I watched a queer porno and saw the actress continually palming and fondling her strap-on even when a scene wasn't happening, I didn't get it. When I strapped on the Mistress? I got it. I couldn't stop touching the damn thing. And I really wanted to put it in someone's mouth.

For the purpose of this review, I tried the Mistress out on myself. It was definitely nice - the head bumped against my g-spot - but it was nothing mindblowing. It's quite thin and a little on the short side, so if you're a size queen it probably won't do much for you. The head is not very pronounced. It's also pretty soft and floppy. The modest size made it quite ideal for anal use, but due to the floppiness, thrusting was more difficult and my hand ended up getting tired. I can also see the floppiness making it difficult to strap on and fuck someone with this dildo.

The Mistress has a hole in the base for a bullet vibe. (There's another version of the Mistress available that doesn't have a hole in the base.) The hole is very deep - it extends to the dildo's mid-point. That makes the bottom half of the dildo even floppier. The "depth" of the hole can be useful, though, since you can insert the provided watch bullet all the way in, not with the cap hanging out like most dildoes, and wear it with the bullet in for added stimulation. I felt more vibrations when wearing it than when using it on myself, though. The provided bullet comes with a retrieval cord, but you can also squeeze the middle of the dildo to pop the bullet out. Putting lube on the bullet also makes insertion and retrieval easier.

The Mistress is made of silicone, which is body-safe and non-porous, and can be shared after being sterilized. To sterilize it, you can wash it with 10% bleach solution, put it in the top shelf of the dishwasher with no soap, or boil it for at least 5 minutes. Also, silicone toys are not compatible with silicone lubes. The Mistress also comes in the typical Vixen Creations plastic tube, which can be a nice storage unit.

The Mistress may not be everyone's cup of tea, but despite its drawbacks, I really like it as a strap-on dildo.

Specs:
- Length: 6 3/4"
- Width: 1 1/4" (at widest)
- Price @ Pinkcherry.com: $49.99

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