Heartbreak Nymphomania
8Jan/104

Contest: Why do I want Ina?

Babeland.com is giving away a Lelo Ina to Babeland.com affiliates, and I need to describe in 50 words or less why I want it. Here goes:

I've always wanted to try a rabbit vibe, but they scare me with their resemblance to alien tentacles. Ina does not look like a tentacle. She is gorgeous, comes in three candy-colors, and is made by the maker of my favorite vibrator (Gigi). How could I not want?

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Filed under: Uncategorized, swag 4 Comments
6Jan/100

Contest: New decade, new butt plug

Epiphora is giving away a gorgeous butt plug: the NobEssence Romp! It is truly a thing of beauty, and according to Epiphora, it's the best plug ever.

Want to win one of your own? (I definitely do, which is the point of this post really...)

Head on over to Epiphora's contest announcement to enter:

    • [5 entries] Put one of Epiphora's banners on your website. It needs to stay there at least the duration of this giveaway.
    • [5 entries] Write a blog post about this giveaway. You can use the photo Epiphora took; just don’t hotlink.
    • [1-5 entries] Tweet about this giveaway and follow Epiphora. You may tweet up to five times, and you will get you one entry for each tweet. Sample tweet: It’s a new decade, and I need a new butt toy! RT and follow @Epiphora to win a wooden Romp plug. More ways to enter: http://bit.ly/rompplug
    • [3 entries] Subscribe to Epiphora's RSS feed. If you prefer, subscribe via email.
    • [2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why you need a butt plug upgrade. You can take that however you want, pervs.
    • [2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why wood intrigues you as a sex toy material. Your reasoning can be either serious or humorous.

      Deadline: January 16th, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. PST. She will be choosing a winner randomly. You must live in the U.S. to win.

      11Dec/091

      Want my stuff?

      I review a lot of sextoys/DVDs/stuff. Sometimes I don't want to keep said stuff, but neither do I want to see it go to waste. Contact me if anything here interests you, and we could organize a barter, monetary payment from you, or I might just give the object away. I do expect you to pay shipping, though. (I'm a broke college student!)

      For used toys, I guarantee that I will sterilize them thoroughly before sending them out. I'll even provide photo evidence to you if you want :P

      Click here to see what I don't want!

      Email me at: wilhelmina.wang [at] gmail [dot] com

      Permalink found here.

      8Dec/090

      Holiday Cheer & Contests!

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      Dear Babeland,

      All I want for Christmas… is the Jimmyjame Form 6!

      I really, really want this sex toy because it has everything: it's waterproof, has dual motors, has a gazillion different vibration combinations, looks beautiful, locks, is rechargeable and... dammit, it's Jimmyjane!

      I’m especially deserving of this toy because I’ve been terribly naughty, as you can see :)

      Yours truly,

      ~ Wilhelmina

      Want to win all these awesome sex toys? Babeland Affiliates: Enter the contest! Non-Affiliates: You can enter too!

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      Also, if you haven't heard about Fetlife's Christmas giveaway? Check it out right now! They're giving away 218 presents and all you have to do is pick your favorites!

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      Lots of holiday cheer is spreading throughout the blogosphere: take part in the Sex Blogger/Tweeter Secret Snowflake Exchange, or grant some holiday wishes!

      21Nov/090

      Contest winner: Gender Carnival!

      I'd like to announce the winner of my Gender Carnival contest - drumroll please - it's Raven Quince!

      Please DM or email me your shipping info in two weeks time at the latest so you can claim your new Femblossom Heat, Tantus Ryder and Lelo Bo!

      She had this to say about her gender:

      Ultimately, I love being female and all the complexities that that entails. I am completely at ease with being MY type of female on the spectrum. Though, I do admit that sometimes I have difficulty relating to those on either end of that spectrum. But I remain open to understanding and don’t pass judgment. The world needs diversity. And acceptance. And equality. Within, and outside of, whatever gender you happen to be.

      You can read the rest of her blog post here.

      I'd also like to thank everyone who left a comment or wrote a blog post responding to my question What does gender mean to you? I received a number of interesting responses - some complex, some celebratory, some melancholy and some thought-provoking. Definitely check them out for yourself. I'm looking forward to going through them and responding to them properly, before embarking on my own series of essays/HNTs exploring gender myself.

      Note on the drawing: I painstakingly assigned each person a number for each time they entered the contest, and then used the "integer generator" on Random.org to draw the winner.

      31Oct/0940

      Contest: Gender Carnival!

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      What does your gender mean to YOU?

      This might seem like too much of a queer-centric contest, but even if you don't play with your gender necessarily, I'm sure you still have feelings about your gender.

      Lately, I've been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I'm going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I'm really looking forward to reading about other people's takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.

      Prizes:

      I'm not giving away as much as I was for my last contest, but the prizes are still pretty sweet:

      1. A Femblossom Heat from Emotional Bliss!

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      Not only does this vibrator vibrate, it heats up, matching the speed and frequency of the vibrations. After you use it, the Femblossom also secretes an antibacterial agent which means you can clean it with a quick wipe.

      Specs: variable speeds + frequency, curved to fit the body, lats from 90-240 minutes, heats up + self-cleaning.

      2. A Tantus Ryder!

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      Specs: silicone, 4.1" length and 1.5" diameter.

      3. A Lelo Bo from Tabu Toys!

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      Specs: silicone, rechargable battery, lasts for up to 2 hours.

      How to Enter:

      To enter, you need to do two things:

      1. Leave a comment on this post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
      2. Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you're reblogging, exact text would be best (don't hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you're retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys! http://bit.ly/LOBoZ
      3. (Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have :)

      Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one "entry" into the contest, and after all the entries are in I'll use a randomizer to select the winner :) Yep, only one winner this time.

      Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

      The Fine Print:

      - Tabu Toys & Tantus are only willing to ship within the continental US. If you're not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I'll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.

      13Oct/090

      Contest: Blogiversary Blowout

      Soo... there are quite a few contests going on right now, but I either didn't enter or didn't try very hard if I did enter, since I'm actually pretty content with the sex toy collection I have right now (shock horror!).

      But then I got it into my head that I wanted to get the Optimist a gift for his birthday, which is coming up in November. A butt toy. I was thinking about the Lelo Bob or the njoy pure plug small, but after a quick Twitter Poll and an almost unanimous heralding of the Fun Factory Bootie as the perfect plug/beginner's plug, I wanted to get that instead.

      And so I'm blogging about Epiphora's blogiversary contest, since she's giving away a Bootie! If I win it, I'm giving it to the Optimist. Sure, it's a random draw, but a chance is still a chance, right? And if I manage to win something else, well, I'm sure I'll either use it or find a friend who would love it ;)

      And I thought it would be cool to tell you guys about this contest and about Epiphora's blog, since I really enjoy her snarky, informative sex toy reviews ;)

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      Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I was inspired by other blogiversary contests held by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr and Wilhemina Wang, which featured a bunch of prizes and thus many winners. I have seven great prizes here to give away to seven lucky winners! I will choose most of the winners by random draw, and let each winner pick from the available toys.

      Since there are about a hundred really great toys I’d love to give away, I had to narrow the scope a little bit. I decided to play with the theme of realizations. So all of these prizes are toys/porn I have tried/seen and absolutely loved, for one reason or another. Check out the quotes from my reviews to find out why, then scroll down to find out how to enter!

      The toy that made me realize…

      …how awesome butt plugs can feel: the Fun Factory Bootie! Courtesy of Early to Bed.

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      Bootie is a perfect example of why I created the Hi, I love you sub-category of reviews. It was love at first insertion.

      Click "Continue Reading" on the bottom right of this post to read more.

      27Sep/090

      And the winners are…

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      I'm pleased to announce the winning stories of my anniversary contest...

      First Place: His by Lola Batling

      Second Place: The kiss, the cousin and being grounded for life by Purple Foxglove

      Third Place: My First by Allie Coquelicot

      Congratulations! Please email me your choices out of the prizes :) (First place gets to pick 3 first, second place gets to pick 3 second, third place gets the rest). My email is wilhelmina.wang [at] gmail [dot] com.

      I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted, and my sponsors for making this competition possible!

      (If you're curious, I've added author credit to all of the other stories as well.)

      20Sep/091

      A Story of You #9 The Kiss

      Contest entry number nine by SweetSpiced...

      9. The Kiss

      My shyness was crippling. I mean I knew all the people I was with, I just wasn't as sure of myself as they were. Here I was, a theater geek, but the backstage kind. These were all the people who had the confidence to get up on stage; to audtion. And it was an overnight! With everyone camping out on the floor. I could see them all, tucked into their sleeping bags, many already asleep. How could I sleep? Right next to me was HIM. He was funny, smart, popular - at least with this crowd.

      Me, I adored the way his hair fell across his forhead when he laughed.  He stirred up in me all these odd feelings. I heard him stir next to me. Was he scooting his bag closer?? He was.  "Breathe", I told myself. "Just keep breathing." Looking back, I don't have a clue what we spoke of. I remembered whispered conversation as we tried to keep the others snoring around us from waking up. I remember how he kept moving, turning toward me, reaching out and touching my arms with a soft caress.

      I was so nervous. I'd never really been like this with anyone. High school was still such a mystery to me, and my shyness made me keep my head down and my nose in book. I knew the library, not boys. But even I couldn't mistake his intentions as he touched me, teasing my nerve endings. He was definitely much more experienced than I with these butterfly feelings.  When he leaned forward finally, to touch his lips with mine, I was overwhelmed with sensations.  My eyes closed, feeling warm lips touching mine, feeling the tingling that ran through my body.

      I had no ability to object when his hand slid my covers down, felt his fingers fumbling with my shirt. The moist wetness of his mouth was against mine, his tongue teasing mine, enticing it to come out and play. My breasts felt heavy, and I could feel the warmth between my legs. I felt trapped by the covers, wanting to be closer to him, yet not understanding anything. I mean, I KNEW what it was, I'd read naughty books, touched myself. But this was HIM. This was a boy, holding me.

      When his hand slid in my bra, I was awash again with new sensations. It felt nothing like when I touched myself. His fingers slid over my hard nipples, squeezing them.  The kiss grew wilder, more intense, more of a clashing of mouths. I wanted more, so I reached for him, wanted to feel what it was that made us so different. His hands blocked me at the same time someone coughed. We both stilled, hoping no one heard us.  Sighing, he eased away from me, as voices called across the room.

      I leaned back in my sleeping bag, knowing I'd never get to sleep now. My lips still tingled from the kiss and I could taste him. If I slid my hands down I would find myself wet. I knew that even that slight motion would be visible to anyone else.I sighed, and closed my eyes, imagining he was still there, touching me.

      19Sep/090

      A Story of You #8 Karina

      Contest entry number eight by Merlin...

      8. Karina

      She was slender, with small breasts and a slim but well-defined ass. Her arms were long and thin, birdlike in their profile. Her complexion was dark, almost olive in hue, with broad red lips framing slightly uneven teeth. Her eyes were as black as a November night.

      Her name was Karina. And she was a hippie.

      Or rather, she aspired to be a hippie. She hadn’t moved from our suburban locale to San Francisco to drop out of society. She wasn’t dropping acid, at least as far as I could tell. She wasn’t even smoking up, or keeping any pot around the house. I think her father would have had serious problems if he caught her doing that.

      But she dressed the part. Tie-dyed T-shirts. Low-rise bell-bottom jeans that were always dirty around the cuffs and showed off a hint of buttcrack when she sat down. Often a headband around her long, black hair. Leather sandals in the summer, wooden Swedish clogs when it got cold.

      And she was attracted to me. I can’t explain why.

      "X,” she would say meeting me in the hallway at high school, and then launch into a diatribe on whatever issue was moving her at the time. She was quite political, and the Vietnam War provided a constant stream of material for her to riff on. It wasn’t uncommon for her to break off her monologue when she reached her class, starting up right where she left off the next time she found me.

      Even though I wasn’t much of a hippie, a bond of friendship began to grow between us. Maybe I resisted her ideas just enough that she was energized by the prospect of a potential debate. Maybe I could see that, under her outspoken and sometimes abrasive manner, she was a young woman with womanly desires, and few inhibitions about achieving them. And that always attracts me.

      I began walking her home after school, even though her house was out of my way. One cold afternoon she carefully maneuvered me away from the kitchen window where her mother might be preparing dinner, dropped her books on the grass, embraced me and gave me a tight kiss on the lips.

      “I love you, X.” She was in the house before I could react.

      Her affection was unconditional. She never waited for me to say that I loved her. I really wasn’t sure I did. But as we began to hug and kiss routinely, I was getting more and more interested in going farther.

      One day Karina announced that her parents were flying to Florida for a week and she would be alone in the house. Karina was an only child, and her parents were rather old (they might have been in their 50s, imagine that!). I didn’t need a road map to see where this was going.

      The day after her parents left, we walked home from school as usual. Rather than kissing outdoors, Karina said “Come in.” I followed her indoors, watched her throw her books on the kitchen table and then engulf me with an enthusiastic hug and a tongue down my throat.

      “Come in my bedroom,” she said breathlessly. “I have to get out of these clothes.”

      We kissed again as we entered her room, the walls covered with Janis Joplin posters and antiwar slogans. She looked at me and began talking about how she enjoyed being nude and free, but her parents were too uptight (of course) to let her walk around the house in the raw. As she talked, she began casually dropping her clothes. Off came her T-shirt, revealing a spunky pair of tiny nipples. Down went her jeans, collapsing on the floor in a heap. She kicked her clogs into a corner, her jeans following. All that remained was a pair of white panties with a hole under the elastic.

      “I love you. Kiss me.” Karina was nothing if not assertive, and I was not about to resist! My hands gripped her torso as I pulled her toward me, our tongues intertwining lustily. I could feel my cock getting rock hard in my tighty-whiteys.

      “We have to hurry up,” she said. She explained that her grandmother would be coming over to have dinner that night, and I could understand that she was not enough of a rebel to want to be caught with a classmate’s cock stuck inside her. But Karina had something else in mind. She reclined on her small bed, peeled off the ratty panties, and began to preen her furry patch.

      “Eat me,” she commanded. “Eat my cunt.”

      I had never done this before! I had heard her talk about feminism and the tyranny of the penis, and it was apparent she was intent on taking the upper hand in her sexual encounters. I wanted to fuck her, right then, but I was excited enough to give pussy licking a try.

      I knelt before her, still fully clothed, and inhaled her musky scent. Her outer lips were dark and sinister; her inner lips a deep pink hue, glistening with her feminine secretions. Thick, curly black hair covered everything. I gently lowered my head, using my fingers to push the hairs back, and delicately extended my tongue to taste her.

      “EAT ME!” she snarled, grabbing the back of my head with both hands and pushing my tongue deep in her slot. Recovering from my shock, I began to lick her pussy enthusiastically. I had no idea what I was doing, but from her moans and the rhythmic shaking of her body I seemed to be doing something right. When my tongue reached the top of her slit and began to work her clitoris, she shrieked and arched her back off the mattress, then collapsed into her pillows.

      I rose up on all fours, her hot young juice coating my face, watching her breathe shallowly with her eyes closed. After a few long seconds her hand snaked down to her pussy and gently stroked her clit, eliciting one last paroxysm of pleasure.

      “Come on, you’d better get going,” she said as she got up, pointing me to the bathroom across the hall. I washed my face, returned to her room and was received with another deep kiss.

      “See you tomorrow, lover,” Karina said as I closed the door.

      Lover. That sounded nice.

      On the way home I noticed a wet spot growing on my jeans. Looking inside my belt, I saw my now-soft cock covered in white goo. Yes, political discussions with Karina were becoming an enjoyable experience.