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Contest: Green sex toys for everyone!

Wilhelmina Wang — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:03:45 +0000

The lovely Epiphora is doing yet another fab giveaway! This one is in honor of St. Patrick’s Day and, appropriately, all the toys she’s giving away are green. I’m entering to win the Fun Factory Yooo (the thing in the middle with two bubbles on each side), but there are plenty of options to choose from: the Lelo Ina! A Crystal Delights plug! A little monster thingy that I would totally want if I had a cock to put in it because it’s so hilarious looking! Mosey over to Epiphora’s blog to read the rules and enter the contest.

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Contest: 100 Pleasurists Celebration Giveaway!

Wilhelmina Wang — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:41:40 +0000

Yes, yes, another contest entry. However, this also counts as a plug for Pleasurists, which reached 100 roundups last month!

I’m entering the contest to win a Vixskin Randy in chocolate. Clearly I haven’t let up on my Vixskin pursuit…

[Image via Epiphora]

Pleasurists is giving away 17 high-quality prizes. Go check out the contest and the guidelines if you want to enter!

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Contest: 2 years, 8 prizes!

Wilhelmina Wang — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 04:06:02 +0000

Epiphora, one of my favorite sextoy reviewers, is celebrating her second blog anniversary… and is holding a giveaway, with 8 awesome prizes up for grabs.

The prize I want to win is the Vixskin Maverick. I’ve wanted to try Vixskin for the longest time, and Epiphora just happens to be giving away one in my skin tone, too!

If you’re not interested in the Maverick, you also have the chance to win a Wahl, a Jollies Jollet in polka dot, a Fleshlight, a $100 giftcard, and My Own Master starring Kimberly Kane.

Check out the guidelines.

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Contest: Woodgasm!

Wilhelmina Wang — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:24:28 +0000

Epiphora is giving away a Nobessence product to a lucky individual! Here’s how and when you can enter, according to her giveaway entry. If you want to enter, head over to her blog, Hey Epiphora!

The winner of this giveaway will get to choose whichever NobEssence toy they want from SheVibe — butt plug, dildo, cock ring, kegel exerciser, whichever they most desire. And this giveaway is open to my international readers!* Beautiful, yes?

Twitter trivia parties!

The most exciting way to enter this giveaway will be to attend one or both of the two Twitter parties I’ll be holding. YEAH, I’M GOING THERE. Com’n, it’ll be fun! We’ll use the hashtag #woodgasm, chat about sex toys, and each participant will earn an entry into the giveaway just for participating. I’ll also be asking trivia questions, and party-goers who are quickest to correctly answer these questions will get extra entries.

Party #1: Saturday, June 12th, 2010, 3 p.m. — 4 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)
Party #2: Wednesday, June 16th, 2010, 6 p.m. — 7 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)

Be sure to follow me on Twitter beforehand! Also, in preparation for the trivia questions, here are some study materials:

SheVibe’s NobEssence page

NobEssence’s website (poke around)

The Wikipedia article for “dildo”

Other ways to enter

Oh yes, there are always more…

5 entries: Write a blog post about this giveaway. Use my graphic, just host it yourself. Be sure to mention the Twitter parties!

3 entries: Comment on this post telling me which NobEssence piece you want the most and why.

3 entries: Subscribe to my RSS feed or subscribe via email.

Deadline: June 20th, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. PST.

* Fine print: This giveaway is open to everyone everywhere, but if you live outside the U.S., you will need to pay any customs taxes or tariffs levied by your country. Winner will be selected randomly from a list of entries.

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Contest: Win a Lelo Lily!

Wilhelmina Wang — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:17:48 +0000

Toy With Me is giving away a Lelo Lily… and I crave Lily so much that I’m actually posting about it. I’ve heard nothing but good things about Lily. Apparently the writers over at Toy With Me love it, too:

Thinking back, I’d like to guesstimate how many times I’ve used it (her?) in the past two weeks, but I’m not sure I can count that high. Let’s just say, instead, that I’ve certainly used it enough to try all of the different settings. And then all of the different settings in different combinations. And then all of the different settings in different combinations again for “extra research.” Yes, it has been an exhausting week. Less for me than for LILY though; she’s such a hard worker!

Head over there to find out how you can enter

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Contest: Why do I want Ina?

Wilhelmina Wang — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:42:55 +0000

Babeland.com is giving away a Lelo Ina to Babeland.com affiliates, and I need to describe in 50 words or less why I want it. Here goes:

I’ve always wanted to try a rabbit vibe, but they scare me with their resemblance to alien tentacles. Ina does not look like a tentacle. She is gorgeous, comes in three candy-colors, and is made by the maker of my favorite vibrator (Gigi). How could I not want?

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Contest: New decade, new butt plug

Wilhelmina Wang — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:52:46 +0000

Epiphora is giving away a gorgeous butt plug: the NobEssence Romp! It is truly a thing of beauty, and according to Epiphora, it’s the best plug ever.

Want to win one of your own? (I definitely do, which is the point of this post really…)

Head on over to Epiphora’s contest announcement to enter:

[5 entries] Put one of Epiphora’s banners on your website. It needs to stay there at least the duration of this giveaway.

[5 entries] Write a blog post about this giveaway. You can use the photo Epiphora took; just don’t hotlink.

[1-5 entries] Tweet about this giveaway and follow Epiphora. You may tweet up to five times, and you will get you one entry for each tweet. Sample tweet: It’s a new decade, and I need a new butt toy! RT and follow @Epiphora to win a wooden Romp plug. More ways to enter: http://bit.ly/rompplug

[3 entries] Subscribe to Epiphora’s RSS feed. If you prefer, subscribe via email.

[2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why you need a butt plug upgrade. You can take that however you want, pervs.

[2 entries] Comment on the original post telling Epiphora why wood intrigues you as a sex toy material. Your reasoning can be either serious or humorous.

Deadline: January 16th, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. PST. She will be choosing a winner randomly. You must live in the U.S. to win.

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Holiday Cheer & Contests!

Wilhelmina Wang — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:44:09 +0000

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas… is the Jimmyjame Form 6!

I really, really want this sex toy because it has everything: it’s waterproof, has dual motors, has a gazillion different vibration combinations, looks beautiful, locks, is rechargeable and… dammit, it’s Jimmyjane!

I’m especially deserving of this toy because I’ve been terribly naughty, as you can see

Yours truly,

~ Wilhelmina

Want to win all these awesome sex toys? Babeland Affiliates: Enter the contest! Non-Affiliates: You can enter too!

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Also, if you haven’t heard about Fetlife‘s Christmas giveaway? Check it out right now! They’re giving away 218 presents and all you have to do is pick your favorites!

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Lots of holiday cheer is spreading throughout the blogosphere: take part in the Sex Blogger/Tweeter Secret Snowflake Exchange, or grant some holiday wishes!

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Contest winner: Gender Carnival!

Wilhelmina Wang — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:48:18 +0000

I’d like to announce the winner of my Gender Carnival contest – drumroll please – it’s Raven Quince!

Please DM or email me your shipping info in two weeks time at the latest so you can claim your new Femblossom Heat, Tantus Ryder and Lelo Bo!

She had this to say about her gender:

Ultimately, I love being female and all the complexities that that entails. I am completely at ease with being MY type of female on the spectrum. Though, I do admit that sometimes I have difficulty relating to those on either end of that spectrum. But I remain open to understanding and don’t pass judgment. The world needs diversity. And acceptance. And equality. Within, and outside of, whatever gender you happen to be.

You can read the rest of her blog post here.

I’d also like to thank everyone who left a comment or wrote a blog post responding to my question What does gender mean to you? I received a number of interesting responses – some complex, some celebratory, some melancholy and some thought-provoking. Definitely check them out for yourself. I’m looking forward to going through them and responding to them properly, before embarking on my own series of essays/HNTs exploring gender myself.

Note on the drawing: I painstakingly assigned each person a number for each time they entered the contest, and then used the “integer generator” on Random.org to draw the winner.

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Contest: Gender Carnival!

Wilhelmina Wang — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:34:09 +0000

What does your gender mean to YOU?

This might seem like too much of a queer-centric contest, but even if you don’t play with your gender necessarily, I’m sure you still have feelings about your gender.

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I’m going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I’m really looking forward to reading about other people’s takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.

Prizes:

I’m not giving away as much as I was for my last contest, but the prizes are still pretty sweet:

1. A Femblossom Heat from Emotional Bliss!

Not only does this vibrator vibrate, it heats up, matching the speed and frequency of the vibrations. After you use it, the Femblossom also secretes an antibacterial agent which means you can clean it with a quick wipe.

Specs: variable speeds + frequency, curved to fit the body, lats from 90-240 minutes, heats up + self-cleaning.

2. A Tantus Ryder!

Specs: silicone, 4.1″ length and 1.5″ diameter.

3. A Lelo Bo from Tabu Toys!

Specs: silicone, rechargable battery, lasts for up to 2 hours.

How to Enter:

To enter, you need to do two things:

Leave a comment on this post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you’re reblogging, exact text would be best (don’t hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you’re retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys! http://bit.ly/LOBoZ
(Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have

Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one “entry” into the contest, and after all the entries are in I’ll use a randomizer to select the winner Yep, only one winner this time.

Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

The Fine Print:

- Tabu Toys & Tantus are only willing to ship within the continental US. If you’re not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I’ll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.

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